I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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