you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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