That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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