no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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