So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
home. puking in laundry basket.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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