What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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