all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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