i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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