so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Your penis caused this!
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