I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You're like the curious george of whores
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He has the fingertips of a God
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