I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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