If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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