Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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