Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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