Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I want to fling myself into the sun
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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