I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
kristin has been a bad kristin
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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