Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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