If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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