well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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