Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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