just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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