YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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