she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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