Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I have tasted many bathrooms
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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