You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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