dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He has the fingertips of a God
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