Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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