so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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