I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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