i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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