Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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