Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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