we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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