New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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