and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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