Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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