I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We had sex on a dog bed..
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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