is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
we're so committed to being not committed
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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