You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
