Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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