You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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