Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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