do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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