well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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