Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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