mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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