Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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