OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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