My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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