i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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