S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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