dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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