she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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