After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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